Ca$h Mere

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Ca$h Mere  Kansas City’s Filthiest PAWG Experience 

 Bend My Phat Ass Over with 

EOA KC

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Your Nasty Fantasy

I’m Ca$h Mere, EOA KC’s 5’2” PAWG with icy blue eyes. Verified STD-free and certified by EOA and Heff of KC, I’m your greedy sub, obsessed with pleasing you. Dirty blonde hair, fat ass that claps. I’ll gag, cream, and fuck like a feral bitch. Incall, outcall, cardate, or videosex—let’s get nasty.

Certified by EOA and Heff of KC in: manscaping, lingerie home cleaning, romantic home cooking, strippergram, EOA massages, and a full 8-hour GFE experience combining all services.

Services include: Pornstar Experience (PSE), BDSM (Sub/Dom), Sensual Massages, Strippergram, Lingerie Home Cleaning, Manscaping, Romantic Home Cooking, Fetish-Friendly, Threesomes, Girl on Girl, Tag Teams

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Bi and kinky, I’ll choke, scissor, or let you tie me up. Suck my clit, and I’ll squirt.

Call: (816) 999-1463

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 Your Nasty Fantasy Unleashed 

I’m Ca$h Mere, Kansas City’s 5’2” PAWG with a phat ass that’s an overflowing dump truck, ready to roll over your fantasies like a stray grocery cart slammed by my hips. My therapist says trauma’s stored in the hips, and baby, these curves carry a smörgåsbord of grief, grit, and pure sin—a three-Michelin-star feast served on a silver platter of temptation. Verified STD-free and EOA KC certified, I’m a greedy sub slut with icy blue eyes that’ll stare you down while I choke on your cock, my dirty blonde hair begging to be pulled as you pound me K9 style, my fat ass clapping like an earthquake snapping telephone poles.

My mom packed this delicacy in my puberty’s lunchbox, making bitches jealous of my non-tradable treats. Gordon Ramsay would scream my beef Wellington booty is raw—under-cooked, under-loved, and under-seared, like sad leftovers from a one-night stand. But I’m sashimi, delicate and fresh, too spicy for mediocre missionary fuckboys who can’t handle my heat. I need a fire-breathing dragon, not a hollow hand puppet gaslighting like a candle in a blackout. My gorilla grip’s downpour snuffs their chode of a flame, making them question their life choices as my curves cause car crashes like Pokémon Go, hydroplaning on this pussy searching for a Jigglypuff to sing them to sleep.

Kissing sets me ablaze—sloppy, everywhere, tongue-fucking my soul until my pussy’s dripping. I’m submissive, my signature move bending over to get fucked so hard you’ll drool like a dog at dinner time. I’m wagyu beef, massaged by grief and loves that left me in solitary pastures, but I’m no chopped liver. My monster ass needs to eat like Michael Phelps before a swim meet, sticking to my pythons and nude nylons like superglue. Watching lesbian porn sparks my clit, but I’m straight—those fantasies stay on screen, not in my sheets. I’ve spent 45 minutes worshipping a dick with my mouth, spitting not swallowing, and once went 18 hours in sexual healing, each session hotter because passion’s my pulse.

Clit stimulation’s my obsession, making me cum over and over when I’m into you, though squirting’s not my thing. Short, thick cocks drive my wild, especially on my side with my pussy or doggy for max pleasure. My taboo fantasy? A gangbang, the thought of being overwhelmed making my pussy flood like a tsunami. I’m open to fisting and stretching, loving the stretch, but anal’s a hard no. I’ve had my ass eaten and toes sucked, sending shivers through my core. Bondage and BDSM? Not yet, but I’m game. Dirty talk fuels me, especially when you look at me like I’m your Snorlax to cuddle post-chaos. My favorite toy’s any clit stimulator, guaranteed to make me cum, and I’d leap into adult films to unleash this raw energy.

Turn-offs? Bad breath and guys who aren’t into it—don’t dim my glow. Turn-ons? Kissing and that hungry stare that craves my heavy tits and buffet of curves. The wildest place I’ve fucked is a car, passion so alive it felt like a movie theater where my ass picked its seat. I’m not into threesomes, public displays beyond kissing, or food play, and being watched doesn’t spark me. But roleplay? I’m open, dreaming of scenarios where I’m your nasty sub, tied up and begging. I’m done being treated like chopped liver when I’m a delicacy, my curves a playground for your darkest desires, waiting for someone brave enough to take a bite.

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Hit me: (816) 999-1463

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 Service Definitions 

  • Nuru Massage: Slippery full-body contact.
  • Tantric Massage: Erotic energy release.
  • Manscaping: Grooming for a polished look.
  • Strippergram: Seductive performance.
  • Lingerie Home Cleaning: Erotic cleaning in lingerie.
  • Romantic Home Cooking: Candlelit dinner in lingerie.
  • GFE Service: Full-day experience combining all of above.
  • Erotic Photography: Professional adult content creation.
  • Fetish Specialist: Roleplay and bondage techniques.
  • Intimacy Coaching: Emotional and physical guidance.
  • Erotic Dance: Advanced erotic dance performance.
  • Sexual Safety: STD prevention and safe practices.
  • Couples Experience: Facilitated intimate sessions.

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 My Rules 

I'm available 24/7. Call or text to book, but disrespect me, and you’re out.

  • Show up clean: showered, scrubbed, fresh breath. Payment upfront, exact change.
  • Be on time. Late or early, no entry.
  • No weapons at incall. Leave them in your car.
  • Outcall: you pay for my Uber both ways.
  • Don’t haggle rates. Lowballing gets you blocked.
  • No-show or cancel? Cancellation fee and blacklist.
  • Book clearly: specify what, when, where. Vague texts are ignored.
  • Respect boundaries. Push me, we’re done.

Follow my rules, and I’ll be spoiled. See Guidelines.

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 Rates & Services 

Each session includes one cumshot or until time’s up. Pick 2 up for $100 extra, then $30 per additional service. Outcall: You pay for my Uber both ways.

 Incall Rates 

Service
Duration
Price
Description
BBBJ
10 min
$100
Bareback blowjob
BBBJ
15 min
$130
Bareback blowjob
BBBJ
30 min
$180
Bareback blowjob
BBBJ
60 min
$240
Bareback blowjob
QV
15 min
$130
Quick visit
QV
20 min
$160
Quick visit
HHR
30 min
$220
Half hour
FH
60 min
$300
Full hour

 Outcall Rates 

Service
Duration
Price
Description
BBBJ
10 min
$150
Bareback blowjob
BBBJ
15 min
$180
Bareback blowjob
BBBJ
30 min
$250
Bareback blowjob
BBBJ
60 min
$290
Bareback blowjob
QV
15 min
$180
Quick visit
QV
20 min
$210
Quick visit
HHR
30 min
$270
Half hour
FH
60 min
$350
Full hour

 GFE Services 

Service
Price
Description
DFK
$100
Deep French kissin’, sloppy and tongue-fuckin’ hot.
Pillow Talk
$100
Intimate chats and dirty talk to get your cock throbbin’.
MSOG
$100
Multiple cumshots in one session, keep cumming.
GTNY
$100
Gettin’ to know each other, nasty and personal.
CIM
$100
Cum in mouth, a consensual act that’ll make you lose it.
Lingerie Home Cleaning
$100
Erotic cleaning in lingerie, teasin’ you while I scrub.
Lingerie Romantic Home Cooking
$100
Candlelit dinner I cook in lingerie, servin’ you steamy.
Manscaping
$100
Groomin’ you for a polished look.
Hangin’ Out
$100
Chill time together.
69
$100
Mutual oral pleasure.
Cuddlin’
$100
Affectionate physical contact.
Edging
$100
Bringin’ you to the brink and back.
DATY
$100
Oral pleasure, eatin’ you out.
DATO
$100
Oral pleasure on anus.
Dirty Talk
$100
Verbalizin’ to make you rock-hard.
Lingerie Show
$100
Tryin’ on various lingerie for you.
Roleplay Props
$100
Props for roleplay scenarios.
Lap Dance Lessons
$100
Teach ya how to seduce with a sexy dance.
Sex Toys
$100
Play with toys.
Partyin’
$100
Party with drinks.
Showering Together
$100
Intimate bathin’ together.
Roleplay
$100
Actin’ out scenarios.
Video
$100
Documentin’ our adventures.
Strip Teasing
$100
Erotic strip tease.
Body Worship
$100
Adorin’ my body.
Cannabis Weed
$100
Usin’ weed to elevate.
Lap Dancing
$100
Sensual dance on your lap.
Oral Intimacy
$100
Intimate oral attention.
BB
$100
Bareback, consensual.
Creampie
$100
Consensual climax.

Book My Nasty Ass

Ready to fuck me K9 style or have me choke on your cock? Call or text me 24/7 to book. Screening’s required—don’t waste my fucking time.