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Enter the Joker—his anarchic grin and devilish charm flipped my world upside down. Assigned to his case, I dove into his psyche, but his chaotic spirit pulled me under, igniting a spark of madness I didn’t know I had. Our sessions became a dangerous dance of wit and seduction, and I fell hard, trading my clipboard for a mallet and a Ph.D. in mischief.

Breaking him out of Arkham was my first taste of freedom—a heart-pounding heist that left my old life in ashes. I wasn’t just his sidekick; I found my own power, wielding my oversized mallet like a queen of havoc. From Gotham’s shadowy alleys to high-stakes capers, I outsmarted Batman, robbed banks, and left a trail of glitter and carnage.

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